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Every week, Anna Callegari and Sue Smith discuss the Lifetime show, Dance Moms, which chronicles the lives of the finest crazy bitches America has to offer.

Dramatic Send Off

Ok Nia, chill.  Your mom loves you!  Abby closes the window on Holly.  I get it that Abby isn’t a babysitter but don’t be a beyotch!!

Mufasa is a kiss ass

She gives Abby a CHANEL perfume in front of everyone!  Clearly she wants Abby to smell good for the rendevous in the hilton bathroom later!!!

Don’t blo it Chlo!

Chloe tells us that she hears Abby yelling at her when she is just trying to walk around the mall.  BLACK SWAN!

Kendall is an idiot.

If you don’t understand what probation is, just ask!

Maddie’s Solo

Her facials and turns were perfection.

Chloe’s Solo

Great costume!  She killed it.  She’s a celeb and she knows it.  Maddie better be jelly.

Nia’s Solo

Hot diggity dog that girl is good!!

Kendall’s Solo

Ehh … a nervous wreck … good thing your mommy got Abby some Chanel!  Everyone placed but Kendall!!  Oh shit!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

And I think that might be it for now …

Posted at 9:49pm and tagged with: dance moms, drama, abby lee, lifetime,.

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