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Every week, Anna Callegari and Sue Smith discuss the Lifetime show, Dance Moms, which chronicles the lives of the finest crazy bitches America has to offer.

Crapple Rehearsal

How the eff does Cathy teach dance?  Look with your ears?!  Cathy you’re teaching kids how to dance, not practicing your “Bad Girls” Donna Summer dance by yourself at home.

Snoods

The moms are always looking like sweat shop workers before a big show sewing those costumes, and they’re always bitch bitch bitching.  They are also all wearing so many patterns!!

Abby tells off Doctor & Mufasa

Sad.  I thought Nia looked great.  

Gift for Abby.

OMG Melissa and Mufasa are totally proposing a three way with Abby.  This is getting wild.

Candy Apple Cocktail Party

Presidential suite?  Downtown Columbus?  I cannot wait!  This cocktail party has so many patterns!  I might just get a seizure from all the patterns on these women.

GET TO THE DANCING ALREADY!


Posted at 9:33pm and tagged with: dance moms, lifetime, drama, candy apples, vivi,.

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