Sue is in North Carolina with her awesome boyfriend so it’s just me, Anna!
Solo! Just ate a big bagel and I’m ready to rock this recap!
Thank god it’s the last episode of this stupid, stupid show! If this is getting picked up for a second season there is no god!
Ugh this stupid theme song. So happy this is the last time I have to hear it!
Victor is wearing a shirt that says “don’t be jealous.” Don’t worry, we’re not!
Top of the list: Lucas. Obvi. He felt like “hell on wheels” this kid is going to be a trannie.
2nd: Hannah. YGG! Love her! She is trying to contain this biggest smile ever, it’s adorbale.
3rd: Sammy. Miss Average is in the middle. What else is new.
4th: Kimmy. Oh god, why did you do this to her? She is going to be picking black feathers out of her back and sticking broken bits of mirror in her stomach later!
5th Bottom: Jessi. Ok, she pretty much danced with a broken back last week … So …
Another Kimmy and Lucas duet? Yes please!
They are traveling to Tulsa, Oklahoma? Angel is super pumped. He’s gonna totally bareback a … .HORSE when he’s there. He’s going to ride a horse. Jeez, what did you think I was talking about.
Angel says he’s bringing in a celebrity and he brings in the best dancer in the studio, Mia.
Why has she not been on this show until now? What the hell?! She’s super cute, and she’s an amazing dancer. I guess this show is getting a second season with this blonde piece! Also, her mother Leo is quite a character. These two were formulated in the labs of reality television, let’s see if they save this show!
Leo is actually super cute, I love her luscious locks! All the other moms are super jelly. Putting her next to them actually accentuates their ugliness, especially Moe!
Ok, all of these moms are either going through menopause or PMS-ing every minute. Kimmy’s mom is losing it because she thinks Kimmy is going to get kicked off the team, they never said anything about kicking anyone off! Chill girl, chill! Also, if anyone gets kicked off it should be Jessi, she is 5 feet taller than the other girls.
I LOVE LEO. She is the only sane mother up there. She is like, “just tell me what you’re thinking, ok?”
Ah! I love the Abby previews, “You don’t get a trophy for being born.” Abby Lee I love you more than anything. Sometimes I ask Sue to dress up as Abby and yell at me, you know just to keep me in line. JK that’s never happened!
Oh look. They are doing slow motion arabesques. THINK OF SOMETHING NEW ANGEL.
Ok, Mia has a solo. Is she here for good or just for a week? I don’t understand. I hope she’s here for good, because this girl is FIERCE! I AM IN LOVE.
Check out this vintage video I found of her doing poker face. It’s amazing. I stopped listening to the rest of the show to watch this. I LOVE MIA!
I don’t care about anyone else in this show right now! More Mia please!
Oh dear, everytime I look at Kimmy she looks like she is silently losing it. It’s ok! Everything is going to be fine girl!
Ok, Hannah’s freckles are adorbs. Also, she wants to give Mia her solo. What a sweetheart!
HOLY SHIT. Lucas’s mom just announced that she’s getting a divorce and her kids don’t even know. Poor Lucas :( She has other kids?! This is so sad. She spends her whole life watching Lucas dance that she’s forgotten about her other kids? Ack, I don’t like it when this show gets all sad like this.
Angel is wearing a stupid cowboy hat, omg. He’s had it in the closet for many years. HA!
These costumes are pretty great. Gaga-esque I love it. But the group dance is a bit all over the place. It looks super unorganized … Jessi was threatened by the 10 year old dancer. Girl, chill if you two were up in solos against each other you’d be in different categories.
Mia is beautiful and this trio is beautiful. I love it! This is the best trio I’ve seen so far, and I’m including Abby Lee’s dances! Mia is also a sweetheart, she was so happy she had the opportunity to dance with them :)
First Place: Trio. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS AMAZING.
Third Place: Group Number. Wow, I can’t believe they actually placed!
Hannah’s mom makes a very good point. Angel and Victor should have been way more organized and registered the proper amount of solos. Why are they creating unnecessary drama?! I feel awful for these girls!
Ok, after the commercial break the problem was fixed. Everyone gets a solo.
Sammy comes up with some sort of excuse as to why her solo won’t be very good. We’ll see about that …
It’s beautiful! She has such long legs, she’s beautiful! Except it does look a little hurried, poor thing was a little stressed.
Ok, girl that costume doesn’t suit you. Who chose that?! Hannah is beautiful, that costume is not. This dance is also a bit boring. I like that she’s feeling it, but I don’t really enjoy the choreography. It might work for an older dancer with more power and experience, but not a young dancer.
I didn’t think it was possible for anyone to give better facials than Maddie but I think I found her! Mia is totally fierce. I want to be her friend. Do you think she’d be friends with me?
6th Place: Hannah
1st Place: Mia (obvi)
2nd Place: Sammy (YGG! First teen competition!)
Ok, so this finale ended with a bang. Mia is an official member of the team AND there was a full on cat fight! Thank god! I’m actually looking forward to watching the next season now.
This sad moment at the end with Lucas and his mother though really broke my heart :(
This episode gets 5 out of 5 cuban sandwiches! (If Sue and I love anything, it’s sandwiches!)
Stay tuned for our live stream next week of the Dance Moms: Season 3 PREMIERE! YIPPEEEEE!