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Every week, Anna Callegari and Sue Smith discuss the Lifetime show, Dance Moms, which chronicles the lives of the finest crazy bitches America has to offer.

May 30th 2012

MIA DIAZ MAKES DANCE MOMS MIAMI WORTH IT.

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Sue is in North Carolina with her awesome boyfriend so it’s just me, Anna!  

Solo!  Just ate a big bagel and I’m ready to rock this recap!

Thank god it’s the last episode of this stupid, stupid show!  If this is getting picked up for a second season there is no god!

Ugh this stupid theme song.  So happy this is the last time I have to hear it!

The List

Victor is wearing a shirt that says “don’t be jealous.”  Don’t worry, we’re not!

Top of the list: Lucas.  Obvi.  He felt like “hell on wheels” this kid is going to be a trannie.

2nd: Hannah. YGG!  Love her!  She is trying to contain this biggest smile ever, it’s adorbale.

3rd: Sammy.  Miss Average is in the middle.  What else is new.

4th: Kimmy.  Oh god, why did you do this to her?  She is going to be picking black feathers out of her back and sticking broken bits of mirror in her stomach later!

5th Bottom: Jessi.  Ok, she pretty much danced with a broken back last week … So …

Another Kimmy and Lucas duet?  Yes please!

They are traveling to Tulsa, Oklahoma?  Angel is super pumped.  He’s gonna totally bareback a … .HORSE when he’s there.  He’s going to ride a horse.  Jeez, what did you think I was talking about.

Angel says he’s bringing in a celebrity and he brings in the best dancer in the studio, Mia.



Why has she not been on this show until now?  What the hell?!  She’s super cute, and she’s an amazing dancer.  I guess this show is getting a second season with this blonde piece!  Also, her mother Leo is quite a character.  These two were formulated in the labs of reality television, let’s see if they save this show!

Leo is actually super cute, I love her luscious locks!  All the other moms are super jelly.  Putting her next to them actually accentuates their ugliness, especially Moe!

Ok, all of these moms are either going through menopause or PMS-ing every minute.  Kimmy’s mom is losing it because she thinks Kimmy is going to get kicked off the team, they never said anything about kicking anyone off!  Chill girl, chill!  Also, if anyone gets kicked off it should be Jessi, she is 5 feet taller than the other girls.

I LOVE LEO.  She is the only sane mother up there.  She is like, “just tell me what you’re thinking, ok?”

Ah!  I love the Abby previews, “You don’t get a trophy for being born.”  Abby Lee I love you more than anything.  Sometimes I ask Sue to dress up as Abby and yell at me, you know just to keep me in line.  JK that’s never happened!  

Oh look.  They are doing slow motion arabesques.  THINK OF SOMETHING NEW ANGEL.

Ok, Mia has a solo.  Is she here for good or just for a week?  I don’t understand.  I hope she’s here for good, because this girl is FIERCE!  I AM IN LOVE.

Check out this vintage video I found of her doing poker face.  It’s amazing.  I stopped listening to the rest of the show to watch this.  I LOVE MIA!

Mia Diaz, Pokerface 9 years old



I don’t care about anyone else in this show right now!  More Mia please!

Oh dear, everytime I look at Kimmy she looks like she is silently losing it.  It’s ok!  Everything is going to be fine girl!  

Ok, Hannah’s freckles are adorbs.  Also, she wants to give Mia her solo.  What a sweetheart!

HOLY SHIT.  Lucas’s mom just announced that she’s getting a divorce and her kids don’t even know.  Poor Lucas :(  She has other kids?!  This is so sad.  She spends her whole life watching Lucas dance that she’s forgotten about her other kids?  Ack, I don’t like it when this show gets all sad like this.

TULSA OKLAHOMA!

Angel is wearing a stupid cowboy hat, omg.  He’s had it in the closet for many years.  HA!

Group Dance

These costumes are pretty great.  Gaga-esque I love it.  But the group dance is a bit all over the place.  It looks super unorganized …  Jessi was threatened by the 10 year old dancer.  Girl, chill if you two were up in solos against each other you’d be in different categories.

Trio

Mia is beautiful and this trio is beautiful.  I love it!  This is the best trio I’ve seen so far, and I’m including Abby Lee’s dances!  Mia is also a sweetheart, she was so happy she had the opportunity to dance with them :)

Awards

First Place: Trio.  OBVIOUSLY IT WAS AMAZING.

Third Place: Group Number.  Wow, I can’t believe they actually placed!

Solos

Hannah’s mom makes a very good point.  Angel and Victor should have been way more organized and registered the proper amount of solos.  Why are they creating unnecessary drama?!  I feel awful for these girls!

Ok, after the commercial break the problem was fixed.  Everyone gets a solo.

Sammy comes up with some sort of excuse as to why her solo won’t be very good.  We’ll see about that …

Sammy’s Solo

It’s beautiful!  She has such long legs, she’s beautiful!  Except it does look a little hurried, poor thing was a little stressed.

Hannah’s Solo

Ok, girl that costume doesn’t suit you.  Who chose that?!  Hannah is beautiful, that costume is not.  This dance is also a bit boring.  I like that she’s feeling it, but I don’t really enjoy the choreography.  It might work for an older dancer with more power and experience, but not a young dancer.

Mia’s Solo

I didn’t think it was possible for anyone to give better facials than Maddie but I think I found her!  Mia is totally fierce.  I want to be her friend.  Do you think she’d be friends with me?

Check it:



Junior Awards

6th Place: Hannah

1st Place: Mia (obvi)

Teen Awards

2nd Place: Sammy (YGG! First teen competition!)

Ok, so this finale ended with a bang.  Mia is an official member of the team AND there was a full on cat fight!  Thank god!  I’m actually looking forward to watching the next season now.  

This sad moment at the end with Lucas and his mother though really broke my heart :(

This episode gets 5 out of 5 cuban sandwiches! (If Sue and I love anything, it’s sandwiches!)




Stay tuned for our live stream next week of the Dance Moms: Season 3 PREMIERE!  YIPPEEEEE!

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May 23rd 2012

Dance Moms Miami, Season 1, Episode 7 Recap

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Hi friends! I’m really tie tie (tired) so this is gonna be a loopy one. Can I just say right off, you guys, my birthday was last night and Anna showed up and turned it out. She made me the best cupcakes. Carrot cake with white chocolate cream cheese frosting, ya’ll! And she brought me bubbles and the sweetest card. At the end of the night, this picture was taken.  Note how long my hair is. Baby’s first weave!!!!



Seriously, Sue’s birthday was the most fun birthday EVER.

Okay, onto the list:

Aww little Sammy is at the bottom of the list, then Hannah. I swear, they aren’t gonna be happy until Hannah is like Black Swan-Natalie-Portman-Cuts-Herself Skinny. LEAVE HANNAH ALONE! She is joyous and free! Some other bullshit happened and then Jessi made it to the top of the list. They make it all dramatic like, “Jessi, when you were on that stage, no one knew WHAT you were going through. Your mom wanted you to leave the studio.”  OH WOW, WHAT A NIGHTMARE. When I was her age I had no friends and listened to goth stuff. I wore PARACHUTE PANTS AND SAFETY PINS. THAT’S going through something.  Sue, I hate to think that we wouldn’t have been friends in grade school.  I love you honey boo boo child!

They’re going to another Starbound. Can’t they come up with some more original names for these things? Like Dance Your Tits Off or Dance Till the Death or Candy Dance Your Apples Off?  God, I miss them so much.

Sammy walks in late and there’s super dramatic music. Like Titanic dramatic. I wonder if the same music guy does Dance Moms Miami and Dance Moms PGH? I wonder if I know anyone who knows Abby. I get more starstruck by reality stars than talented people who have honed their craft, I’ll have you know. Sammy’s mom is wearing a yellow chiffon top with the shoulders cut out. UGH, what is it with Dance Moms and shirts like that? Do they hate fabric on their delicate upper arms?

This week’s theme is about abandonment because Sammy walked out and now she’s getting punished for leaving the group. NICE, GUYS. And of course, homegirl gets so upset. Aww. She has herself a nice cry. Ah. I love a good cry like that. It’s like getting a massage.

Commercial. Also, you guys. I have to tell you another thing about my birthday. We had just had a HUGE dinner at an Indian restaurant. Everyone was sitting around the table talking about how stuffed they are, and Anna, totally serious, says, “I could really go for some Ritz Bitz.” !!!!

Sue.  Stop bringing that up!!  Ritz bitz are a delicious snack, and they can make or break the ending of a meal.  Also, my true colors come out after stuffing an entire bowl of lamb vindaloo down my gullet.

Hannah’s solo is called House of Pain. PLEASE tell me it’s a song from the hit 90s band of the same name! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING SUE!  And why, again, are we talking about her weight? This is clearly a genetic thing. It’s not like she gets Kool-aid and Lays from the bodega for breakfast. She’d have fatter cheeks if that were the case. Honestly, it’s ludacris right now that everyone is talking about a child’s eating habits. I mean, legit, there are more fat kids now than when I was little. We only had one fat kid— Steve Ward. He was weird. He like, killed animals and stuff. Now all the kids are fat. But if Hannah’s exercising and dancing all the time, then I THINK we should have some compassion for the little thing instead of trying to turn her into a Black Swan.  Hannah you are beautiful and we love you.

The moms have some fun and the kids freak out. Borrring.  I hate these Miami moms, right Sue?

OMG June 5! New Abby episodes! That’s like… two weeks from now!  Sue and I are going to do another live blog, and record it this time!  No joke!

Lucas kinda has it together by saying he doesn’t care where he is on the list—he still knows he’s a good dancer. See! Why can’t we all feel like that?  Ugh, I’m happy to see that bitch is getting confident.  That bullying bullshit from last week really put a damper on my Lucas. But look at this picture I found …



Angel just said the word “LIFTSES.” I’m DYING right now!

Apparently Victor’s mom is teaching ballet now? None of the kids take her seriously and it’s pretty hilarious.

This show like, tries to create drama out of things that are not dramatic. Angel isn’t going to the competition this week. People seem moderately concerned but… snooze. I’m just tired. I had a long day. This is all making me want to fall asleep.

I got this lipstick yesterday that is really bright Nicki Minaj pink. I think it’s too much but Anna says she likes it.  


Oh, hai Sue! Anna here now, yes!  It looks amazing.  Sue reminds me of a Miami Dance Mom circa 1965 when she wears it.  Are they ever going to do a fictional period piece about the lives of dance moms?  Like mix Mad Men with Dance Moms??  One can only pray :(

Solos
Little dude is a badass! He is such a good dancer!

Hannah looks great! Her dance is beautiful and dark, just like my heart. She wins second place! YGG!!! Lucas wins first! Nice!

Duet
Jessi hurts her back before the dance. These girls probably have the bones of geriatrics. The dance is beautiful though. First place!

Group number
I have a bone to pick with the costumes. Honestly, every single costume these kids wear is a strip of fabric around their tits, a long skirt, and a sash. Is Myra making the costumes or what? Also this dance is sad! No! But they win overall. Good job, guys!

This episode was boring, and we’re tired and miss Dance Moms regs.  

We’re giving this episode 2 out of 5 cheesy gordita crunches.  Do they still make those?  Are gordita crunches a Miami food?  Are we just picking latin sounding things and listing them?  (yes).

But just so you feel like reading this wasn’t a waste of your time, we will leave you with this amazing song.

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May 16th 2012

Dance Moms Miami, Season 1, Episode 6

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DMM Season 1, Episode 6 Recap

Good morning everyone! Is anyone else having a lot of headaches lately? Maybe it’s from the humidity. Or maybe I just haven’t had any coffee yet and I’m freaking out. I hate being addicted to something!!!

Victor is so supportive. He tells the girls he thought they were fantastic last week. SEE! This is what I’m talking about! Finally we see some SUPPORT on this damn show. Then, of course, Angel crushes it all to shreds like the Kool-Aid man.

Lucas is at the top of the list! Adorable. Kimmsies is second. Jessi is third and oh, god, i don’t want to mess with that girl. She’s pissed. Sammy is fourth and Hannah is at the bottom. Aww poor girl. I love you. MEN need to be cool with women crying! It’s nbd! We all need to be better criers!

Victor announces that Jessi, Hannah, and Sammi will be doing a trio together and Jessi’s Mom, Moe, storms out of the room. I feel like that family is full of sleeping dragonsSleeping Drags.

Wait, did Sammi just call Hannah, “Anna”? OMG STOP! SHE TOTALLY DID! She doesn’t even know homegirl’s name. This show is such a fucking sham!

The group number is twisted circus. So fucked up. GIF REQUEST: Angel brooding, his brow furrowed, watching his tiny little dancers. That guy is such a fucking storm cloud, ya’ll.

Oh god, so Abby starts again on June 5. Is Miami still going to be going on? I don’t think I can handle two season at once!

They brought a carny from a trailer park in to help them become clowns!  Why didn’t they ask Moe and her two brothers to help out?!?

Victor claims he was being “fierce” when really I was nervous for him!  Get off that hoop, and please teach these girls! Whatever, at least he’s trying it!

Maureen (Kimmy) is pumped to have a contemporary routine that’s going to help her “let go”.  Girl needs more than a dance to help that OCD, dance is the reason she’s insane to begin with!  

Hannah, Jessi, and Sammi are in a trio. Ok. I’m just going to throw this idea out there: Puerto Rican Destiny’s Child. No? Ok, just thought I would try.

Hannah is rocking a smoldering smokey eye, girl you look good, but YOU’RE TOO LITTLE!  

Anyways, what is it with all of these teachers trying to turn their dancers against each other?  Are there any lessons in teamwork on any of these shows??

Moe’s makeup is OOC (out of control)! That bitch must spackle makeup on her face with a spatula every morning.

Hannah (poor baby!) starts crying because she can hear the moms talking shit about her.  What the heck?!  These moms SUCK. Victor, I love you, smart idea bringing the dancers outside. Remember when you were younger and the cool teachers were always like “let’s do class outside today.”  And it was the best thing ever!  Once we went outside for biology and I tried to seduce this loser in my class because he was always staring at me, and clearly he had a crush on me.  Well, turns out he didn’t, he just had a lazy eye :(

Angel just walked in with balloons.  Black balloons.  Could you be any more EMO? Everyone is getting props …Jessi has a whip?!

You guys.  Clowns.  I really hope we don’t see any clowns.

I’m sorry but Moe really needs less screen time, her face is making my teeth hurt.

Lucas has a new guy Ricky.  They are in love.  I think Angel and Victor might be getting a little jealous…

So when is Lucas going to do anything different than his beautiful extensions?  I need to see something more Lucas!  Bring your artist out!

Wait, Lucas is confiding in Victor that people are calling him gay at school.  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHOW TURNING INTO?!  The producers clearly had Lucas do this.  Justice from Candy Apple’s was never called gay!  Probably because he lived in the shade of Tommy’s Jerky. That’s what they’re calling it these days.

No one jerks it like Tommy.
Oh dear.  Also, Victor in his suspenders is adorable.

Lucas’s Solo

Lucas is up first with his contemporary solo about getting hurt and he’s going to “show the audience what an artist really is.”  I love you Lucas but you’re getting cocky as f*$k.You’re getting kind of Biebery.

Is he ever going to do a dance where he doesn’t just hold extensions?  When are we going to see him jump?!  Oh wait, that leap was beautiful.  Shit, Lucas I love you!

Kimmy’s Solo

Great costume girl! She needs to learn how to move her head though, from the shoulders up she is so stiff!  Also, her choreography is eerily similar to Lucas’s … Her arabesques are beautiful.  Kimmy needs to go to a professional ballet school and get out of this circus school.  They keep wanting to push Kimmy to show her true colors, what they don’t realize is that Kimmy’s true colors are as a ballerina with discipline!

Moe Drama

What is with her?  Shut up Moe.  Also, lose the crop top!  Why doesn’t she ever stop crying!  You are messing Jessi up!!  Moe is crazy.  Is she going through menopause or on lots of pills?  There has to be some reason that this woman literally cries about everything. Sue: maybe she’s just going through something

Trio!

Costumes are … ok.  Beginning poses are badass.  These girls are fierce!  This dance is kind of amazing.  The choreography really pinpointed each dancer’s strengths!  Nicely done!

AWARDS?

Kimmy got 5th place.  Oh no, what’s she gonna do when she goes home? Cut herself?
Lucas got 1st place.  What else is new?
Trio got 2nd place.  I think they deserved first!  Looks like Moe and I agree on something!  

Insane Clown Posse

Juggalos

Jessi’s costume is badass.  Lucas looks like a gay baker from France.  Sorry, but it’s true.  This music is the same song from the beginning of “Beauty And The Beast” omg when they show the stained glass story!  I love that movie so much!  

Anyways, something terrible happened during the dance I guess.

AND THEY GOT FIRST PLACE!  Fairy tale ending!  

Lucas does the robot, and Jessi drops it like it’s hot.  GIF REQUEST!!!

Ugh Lucas stop acting so gay and tattletaling on everyone.

I give this episode 2 out of 5 margaritas. Snoozefest!

WE MISS PITTSBURGH!

margs

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May 8th 2012

Dance Moms Miami, Season 1, Episode 5 Recap: Love Letters

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Does Lucas have a swear word on his shirt?

The List

Flashbacks of the bondage dance!  Ahh!

Top of the list: Jessi!  Finally!  Now Moe, her mother, won’t cry.  Who are we kidding, of course she’s going to find a way to get a good sob in.

No. 2 is Kimmy.  Oh god.  Is No. 2 good enough for Maureen?  From Center Stage…

No. 3 is Lucas.  Ok.

No. 4 is Hannah.  I love that tub of Marshmallow Fluff with all my heart.

No. 5 is Sammy.

Please keep saying CORE OGGG RAPHY! I love it.

They are worried that Orlando might think they’re too provocative?!  Oh me oh my! I mean, a place that still finds humor in throwing pies at people’s faces might not know what to do with a gaggle of scantily clad Latinas.

You guys.  Hannah has a legit lisp.  She is my favorite. LOVE HER.

These cholo mommas need to chill out with the lip liner!

Survivor Dance.

I really hope it’s to “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child. Why did those girls ever break up? Can there please be another good girl group soon? I mean, Danity Kane? GROSS. What was that bullshit? Also, is anyone watching Celebrity Apprentice? I think Aubrey O’Day is going to win and that’s just unfortunate because she makes such poor fashion choices.



Ok, they all chose animals, and Lucas said he’s a bird because “I want to fly.” STFU Lucas. Too cute! Producers told him to say that!

I love it when they make Lucas do his extensions.  They are truly beautiful.  Like, how does that child have a penis?  I thought penises prevent groin flexibility? Do I know what I’m talking about?  No.

Lucas’s mom, Bridget, is totally shit starter though. I don’t give a crap about ANY of these moms and their drama.  I just want to see Kimmy do some OCD shit! And Lucas look fierce. And Hannah say something with a lisp. Oh god. Are we getting attached to this cast? WE ARE FINALLY STARTING TO LOVE THE GIRLS AND BOY IN MIAMI!  I miss the braids from Pittsburgh though. RIP fun hair!

Angel, stop trying to create romance between these two children. Yo, does Kimmy look drugged to you? Bitch don’t sleep!  Look at those glassy eyes! I bet she’s on Pro Pro. (That’s what I call Prozac now.) I love that Sue. I love Pro Pro.

Hannah, you shouldn’t be on a diet! She breaks my heart. I love her so much.  She’s got some meat on her bones and that’s beautiful!  She’s totally gonna get with a black guy when she’s old enough. Yo, look at Kim Kardashian! She’s with Kanye! And the richest woman in America, ps. I kinda get a Kanye vibe from Lucas, btw. Just me?

This text message plot line is BORING.  Show more dancers please.  I would even take Moe sobbing over this.

Jessi’s Solo

She’s a fallen angel asking for forgiveness … Ugh.  I love the neon though girl, and also the hair down!  No bun!  But this music! I feel like I’m in church. Whaaa9tttjghhhhhhhhhhh. Oops, I just fell asleep.  Sue!  Wake up!  Moe is getting pissed!

WTF is with Jessi’s cat eye makeup?  Girl you look like a stripper. OH SNAP! She just called her mom stupid! Bish sounds like me as kid. I was such a tough guy that once I got grounded for telling my mom I wasn’t going, “to shovel the fucking snow.”

Holy F*CK what is the Dance Moms preview?  I LOVE IT SO MUCH.  I can’t wait until June though :(  LOVE that Kelly calls Abby fat. FINALLY!

Umm. WTF is with these love poems?  I get that it’s an exercise and all, but seriously? Come on.

“So you think she’ll save the letter?” “Yeah, she saves everything.”  KIMMY IS A HOARDER. Ten years from now, she’ll be on TLC scooping chicken carcasses outta her double wide.

God, that music again for that horrible solo!!  Why is it so terrifying?  Are the illuminati gonna come out and plaaaaayyyyyyy?? They need to get the music guy from Dance Moms PGH on that shit.

Oh no.  We learn the truth about Moe.  Everyone in her life is a professional dancer but HER.  Julia Cameron, author of The Artist’s Way, would call her a Shadow Artist.

WAIT, is this an actual thing that’s happening? THEY’RE WEIGHING EVERYONE? You are crossing some Toddlers and Tiaras kind of lines. Next thing you know, they’ll be painting them orange and dressing them like Lady Gaga. Jessi has lost 35lbs?!  Is that safe?  

Should I paint my nails? I just took off all the polish but maybe I’ll just leave them natch. Hmm, what colors are you choosing between, girl?  Mine are currently lilac, the color is “Playdate” by Essie.  Super cute! That sounds cute! Either “Lapiz of Luxury” by Essie, like light blue, or bright fuschia that I got at Ricky’s. (Note: we were talking to each other in the Google Doc on that one.)

OOH Jessi has awesome leg muscles. Nice! That was a beautiful solo actually.  She dances really well.  I still feel like she should be a female bodybuilder though. Not that that’s a bad thing. MOE IS CRYING.  



I cannot believe these two are nine years old.  When I was nine, I was playing in my backyard with an ant hill that I found, and then because I was sitting there for so long I got ants in my pants.  For real, I went to the bathroom and there were ants crawling all over my shorts and underwear.  And my mom just screamed at me and then made fun of me! But whatever, it was a normal childhood I guess!!!  

Estoy hablando! Yo, Moe doesn’t even speak Spanish that well because Puerto Ricans talk WAY faster than that! Moe is an “el idioto”.

Do Angel and the other guy (wtf is his name? Victor!) ever hook up?Angel seems like someone who devours his prey.  He’s a top right?

Hannah, don’t cry!  We love you!  She looks beautiful.  Hannah, you’re going to rock your solo don’t worry!! Look at how beautiful of a dancer she is! I found this pic on her FB … wow do I sound like a stalker.


There’s a lot of emphasis on “improv” in this series. Let me tell you guys a thing or two about improv: IT’S HARD. It’s a craft that takes years and years to perfect. You don’t just get on a stage and do it, OKAY?  Sue, relax.  It’s for dance! (I LOVE YOU SUE)  I’m happy that they told Hannah to improvise, Abby never told her girls that and that’s why Nia and Paige and Chlo were always Chlo-ing it.

Also, can we just say how freaking adorable Hannah is when she’s dancing?  That smile!  She’s a cutie patootie. Also, I LOVED that song. Remember The Hills theme song? I still listen to that like every day on my iPod. It’s so inspirational! This song is like that.

This group dance is kinda cool. Very lion king. Sue!  I’m scared.  Who is the drunk guy behind the camera?  What is with all this quick zooming in and out?  Also, Lucas just danced the rest of the dance with a headpiece on his face.  This guy is a Pro Pro.



HANNAH! YES! YGG! JESSI! YOU TOO! GROUP NUMBER! YOU TOO!

I kinda want to see what that other dancers look like. What if there were an American Idol for Dance? No one steal that idea!

Wait, Moe did not like that duct tape on her mouth one bit.

This episode gets 3 out of 5 empanadas.  Yum.  Empanadas.

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April 3rd 2012

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Anna

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TONIGHT! WE ARE LIVE STREAMING TONIGHT! ANNA, SUE, AND SPECIAL GUEST: KELLY HUDSON! LINK TO COME LATER. THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
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March 30th 2012

COUNTDOWN BEGINS!

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5 more days until we live stream our commentary of Dance Moms: Miami!

Let us know if there is anything you want us to talk about, feel free to ask us questions!

We love you!

-Anna & Sue

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March 25th 2012

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Sue and I are so excited for this that we are having a beach themed party and LIVE STREAMING OUR COMMENTARY OF THE WHOLE THING!  Anna will probably be drunk.

WE WILL POST THE LINK TO OUR LIVE STREAM LATER THIS WEEK SO YOU CAN STAY TUNED AND WATCH WITH US!

APRIL 3. 9:30/10:30

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